Jon Voight Joins Cast of 24. James Haven Next?

The Hollywood Reporter says Jon Voight will be joining the cast of FOX series 24 as hero Jack Bauer's evil nemesis.

Voight will reportedly be introduced in the 7th season's prequel, then return later in the year.

For the 8th season, star Kiefer Sutherland will be replaced as Jack Bauer...by Voight's widow-banging spawn James Haven.

Kiefer Sutherland Reports For Jail

Kiefer Sutherland reported to Glendale City Jail last night to begin a 48-day sentence for DUI. I don't know about you, but I have a new-found respect for Kiefer Sutherland. Think about it - Kiefer's a big star with expensive lawyers, and could therefore have gotten his sentence moved to pretty much any time of the year he wanted. But what does he do? He serves his time right away, meaning he'll be locked up for Christmas. No god damn insufferable family-time over the holidays for Kiefer - just the peace and quiet of a nice private jail cell. That Kiefer, let me tell you - that is a fellow with a brain in his head (and drugs hidden up his rectum).

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Sutherland Gets 48 Days In The Slammer

Kiefer Sutherland has agreed to spend 48 days in jail after pleading guilty to DUI. The 24 star will be officially sentenced on December 21, after which he will serve 18 days for violating his probation. He will then have until July 1 of next year to serve the remaining 30 days. Said Sutherland in a statement:

I'm very disappointed in myself for the poor judgment I exhibited recently, and I'm deeply sorry for the disappointment and distress this has caused my family, friends and co-workers on 24 and at 20th Century Fox.

Sure Kiefer - and I bet you'll never do it again either, right? You'll never fill your gut with hooch until you can't walk straight then decide to hop in a car and go for a spin. Those days are behind you - you're all about safety now. I bet you'll even start doing PSAs warning people about the dangers of driving while intoxicated:

"Hey kids, this is Kiefer Sutherland. If you're like me, then you enjoy a good swig of rot-gut now and then. That's just good clean American fun like our pappies and grandpappies have been enjoying since the days when they had their own stills out in the woods and used to run whiskey in the trunks of their jalopies with Smokey on their tail. However, we always have to remember to be responsible when we enjoy a snort of the fire-water. And that means no drinking and driving. Cause bad things happen when people drink and drive kids. Just ask Lindsay Lohan. Look at how miserable her life has become. She had to go to rehab, and then her father showed up and now she'll never get rid of his ass again. So kids, remember - don't drink and drive. Cause if you do, you'll have some crazy-ass bible-thumping grifter hanging off you for the rest of your life. Plus you'll have to star in a weak-ass PSA. And Perez Hilton will never stop writing the word "Alky" on your picture, no matter how many times you threaten to cut his pecker off with a pair of lawn-shears."

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Kiefer Nailed For DUI

Actor Kiefer Sutherland faces five days in jail after being hit with his second DUI charge in less than five years. Sutherland, who returned from direct-to-video hell when his TV show 24 hit it big, was popped in West Hollywood after being pulled over for making an illegal U-turn and blowing well over a .08. Unfortunately, since Kiefer doesn't have a vagina, no one really cares if he got nailed for DUI.

Double-standard!

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