It's Called Being Stupid

Megan Fox thinks she has a mental disorder because she's obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and believes she is going to die young like the famous blonde icon.

"I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe," Megan said. "I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is."

I've pinpointed what it is for you Megan. You ready?

You're a vapid twat.

And my money is on you not dying young. My money is on you living until at least 90 and never shutting up the whole time. And stop joshing us with that stuff about reading books. You think we're that easy to play?

Bad Stuff's Gonna Happen

This promotional art for Mad Men Season 3 suggests that some pretty bad shit is coming. Season 2 ended with the Cuban Missile Crisis, and S 3 apparently takes places in 1963 - so, Kennedy getting shot; that would qualify as bad shit. The show has always been brilliant at bringing real life happenings into the story, like that episode where Marilyn died and all the women were despondent. And the '60 election when they were all at the office getting loaded and fucking like the world was coming to an end. Which some of them thought it was after Nixon lost.

Marilyn Monroe Sex Film a Hoax?

Marilyn Monroe collector Keya Morgan claims to have sold a sex-film of the screen goddess for $1.5 million.

Not so fast says Defamer, who have collaborated with a trio of Marilyn experts on a piece that shoots down Mr. Morgan's claim, and paints Morgan himself as nothing more than a lying, scheming publicity-seeker:

Keya Morgan's time in the spotlight for this recent spin is nothing more than an opportunity for him to do just that - soak up some extra time in the limelight with his invented story about a fake flick, at the expense of the legacy of Marilyn Monroe.

Bottom line says Defamer and their panel: there's no film of Marilyn Monroe giving anyone a blow-job.

Marilyn Monroe Sex Film Will Never See Light of Day

An unnamed businessman has spent $1.5 million to purchase a 15-minute long 16mm film of movie legend Marilyn Monroe performing oral sex on an unknown male.

The film is an illegal copy of a clip the FBI obtained in the '60s while J. Edgar Hoover was attempting to discredit the Kennedy family. Hoover tried to prove that the man receiving oral pleasure in the film was either John or Bobby Kennedy, but the man's face never comes into the frame, and the effort was ultimately dropped.

Collector Keya Morgan learned about the tape from an FBI agent, who told him of the informant who had originally tipped the feds off to its existence. The FBI confiscated the original tape in the '60s, but the informant had already copied it. Morgan brokered the sale of the copy, which was in the possession of the informant's son.

Marilyn's one-time husband Joe DiMaggio allegedly once attempted to purchase the copy for $25,000 but was turned-down by the owner. The new owner says he will never sell the tape, but intends locking it up forever.

Michael Musto Goofs Lindsay Lohan/Marilyn Pics

Ha ha! Village Voice columnist/gadfly Michael Musto goofs Lindsay's Marilyn shoot. Well done, Musto. Well done indeed.

Dina Lohan Yammers About Lindsay's Marilyn Shoot

Thought Dina Lohan would stay quiet about Lindsay's Marilyn Monroe photoshoot? Guess again.

"It was very tastefully done," Dina said of the photos. "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."

Yes Dina's, she's playing a character - a character named Lindsay Lohan who is a sick, exhibitionistic slut.

Michael also weighed in on the pics. “I’m not going to look at the photos — that’s my daughter!” Michael said.

That last statement made no sense at all to Joe Simpson.

“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career,” Michael babbled on. “It’s her decision.

“The fact that the photographer who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them … that’s an amazing thing.”

The only thing Michael wants to know is how much Lindsay got paid and if she can lend him a couple thousand till the end of the month.

"I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny," Michael continued.

I'm sure there won't be, Michael. Marilyn lived to be, what, 36? No way in hell Lindsay's lasting that long.

Lindsay Lohan Recreates Famous Marilyn Monroe Photo Shoot

Lindsay Lohan was selected by photographer Bert Stern to recreate his famous photoshoot with Marilyn Monroe, known as The Last Sitting (cause she died not long after). The new pics are in New York Magazine.