Kate? A Bitch? No Way.

Kate Gosselin is a gigantic, foul-mouthed bitch according to the people who had to deal with her when she appeared on the Today Show.

"We get virtually all of the world’s biggest egos coming through here," a source told the Chicago Sun-Times. "But Kate was one of the most unpleasant I’ve seen in working here for many years."

And this is coming from someone who once worked with Katie Couric, remember.

The same source claims Kate was so worried about the world discovering the size of her posse that she threatened to ditch the interview if cameras were pointed at it. And she was even worse after the interview, allegedly trashing Meredith Viera and "swearing like a drunken sailor" as she stormed out.

A rep for the Today Show is, for some reason, denying all of this. Waiting for the big announcement that Kate will be replacing Meredith on the show.

My God, He's Trying To Eat Himself

Dressing Al Roker up as a gingerbread man - probably not the wisest thing. That blue button is down a little too far for comfort if you ask me. Ann Curry as the world's phoniest, most insufferable Cinderella? Blah. Matt Lauer as Humpty Dumpty. Now we know why he fell off the wall - Tom Cruise pushed him. And Meredith Viera as Pinocchio. With tits. That get bigger the more she lies. Just keep lying and lying Meredith - you'll never have to worry about loneliness.