Get A Life

This woman who drives herself around on a motorized scooter cause she has arthritis in her back is pissed because a St. Paul White Castle wouldn't sell her slyders when she took the scooter through their drive-thru in the middle of the night.

Realizing the company might have a PR problem on their hands, the White Castle district manager (there's a soul-crushing job if I ever heard of one) gave the woman free food, but the ticked-off cripple was having none of it. "You can try to butter me up all you want to," the indignant broad said. "Free meals ain't going to work. I want to make sure they don't discriminate against another person."

Yeah, it's all about making sure no one else has to suffer the same fate you did. Wrong. It's all about you and how bitter you are about having to drive yourself around on a electric scooter because you're a crippled bitch. Your general irritation at life for fucking you over finally found something specific to focus on. In fact, you couldn't possibly be happier than you are right now.

Has Nancy Grace, the queen of mock indignation, booked this woman yet?

This woman should be grateful that White Castle refused to sell her any of those grease packets they call hamburgers. Is there anything in the world more vile?

Nancy Grace Pumps Out Her Demon Spawn

Nancy Grace, one half of the nightly CNNHN tag-team of vileness that is Beck and Grace, has shat twins out of her Satanic womb. The babies' names are Lucy Elizabeth and John David, and they will one day rule the universe at the side of their father, Lucifer.

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Satan's Jizz Has Done Its Work

Vile murdering CNNHN host Nancy Grace has announced that she's pregnant with twins. Grace, in fact, is four months along - but kept the fact hidden from TV viewers by wearing baggy clothes. Said Grace:

I kept [the pregnancy] quiet because I wanted to make sure all would be healthy. I’ve worn loose-fitting clothes and I guess [audiences] just thought I was getting heavier!

Actually Nancy, we just thought you were getting more and more bloated from all the evil. But congratulations. Must've been some experience, being fucked by Satan. Did it burn a lot? I've heard his dick has spikes on it. But that wouldn't bother you, would it? Your vagina is lined with lead. Of course we all know that fiends like you don't get impregnated in the normal way. You drink the hot devil-jizz down like milk and it takes root in your stomach. Then when you're ready, Satan will come and rip the children right out of you, and take them back to his Satanic kingdom to sit by his side. And then you'll go back to badgering women until they commit suicide. Because you're sick and perverse and diabolical and you have no soul.

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