O.J.'s Woman Is A Winner

This is O.J. Simpson's woman Christie Prody. Mmm...she looks like she smells good, eh? I'm getting that cigarettes and stale urine vibe. She also doesn't look like she's big on washing her hair. Maybe she likes it all sticky with jizz.

O.J. Arrest Video

O.J.'s being held without bail in a Las Vegas jail. The charges against him are expected to include two counts of robbery with use of a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery, burglary with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon and coercion. Clark County District Attorney David Roger said of the charges:

He is facing a lot of time.

Unless you bastards fuck it up the way Marcia Clark and the rest of those clowns did.

By the way, TMZ has audio some guy made of the robbery with his voice recorder. O.J. seems a bit perturbed.

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O.J. Screwed

O.J. Simpson has been arrested in Vegas. He's expected to be charged with three counts - conspiracy to commit armed robbery, armed robbery and armed robbery with a deadly weapon. Basically, armed robbery. Robbing someone while armed. With a weapon. A deadly one. That could've killed somebody. If it were possible to charge someone with being a complete idiot, O.J. would probably get that one too. Actually, let me just charge him with that now. And let me also charge him with being a psychotic murdering lunatic. Wow, this is fun. It's like I'm my own police.

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O.J. Had A Damn Good Reason For Robbing That Guy

O.J. Simpson now claims his "sting operation" in a Vegas casino hotel room - the one that allegedly featured him and his cronies pulling guns on a memorabilia dealer - was actually an attempt to recover some lost childhood pictures. Via TMZ:

According to auction house owner Tom Riccio, who says he tipped Simpson off and arranged for him to meet with sports memorabilia collector Alfred Beardsley, Simpson just wanted his childhood photos returned. When he found that Beardsley had a collection of his pics, Simpson "got all worked up," said Riccio.

It's usually not a good thing when O.J. gets "all worked up" is it? Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman found out what can happen when O.J. gets "all worked up." Sounds to me like what O.J. needs is a prescription for some nice anti-getting-all-worked-up medication. Then maybe he would find better ways of dealing with conflict - ways that didn't involve slashing throats and robbing people at gunpoint.

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Update: Now O.J. Has A Real Robber To Find Too

O.J. Simpson is being accused of participating in a robbery at a Vegas casino hotel late Thursday night. According to some dude named Alfred Beardsley, Simpson and several other men stormed into his room and made away with a bunch of memorabilia, including the suit O.J. wore the day he was acquitted of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Via TMZ:

Beardsley tells TMZ he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson's crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.

Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson's book, I Want to Tell You.

Beardsley told TMZ he was uneasy about the arranged meeting and did not have the suit in the room when the six men entered.

O.J. has already been questioned by Vegas police but was not put under arrest. He is currently in a white Bronco being driven very slowly from Vegas back to L.A. No, I'm kidding. O.J. knows better than to use a white Bronco anymore - his new one is red.

I'll tell you, that O.J. can't catch a break can he? First he has these crazy white folks accusing him of slashing people's throats. He manages to squirm out of that one, but then they take all his money away in civil court. So he tries to make a few bucks by writing a book about how he would've killed Nicole and Ron had he actually done it, and everybody gets mad about that. And now he's got cops all up in his face just because he tried to get his old suit back? That's his suit damn it. He should be able to sell it, not that Beardsley guy. Whole thing's an injustice. A god damn injustice.

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Update: Apparently O.J. has confessed to taking the memorabillia, which he claims is his property, but says he didn't break into the hotel room.

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O.J. Takes Your Questions

Who thought it would be a good idea to have murderer O.J. Simpson take audience questions during a live interview?