Robbie And Becks Go Gay

David Beckham and Robbie Williams playing a gay couple on Desperate Housewives? Sounds like pure fantasy - but according to the gossip-mongers over at Hollyscoop, it's about to happen for real.

Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry has reportedly tabbed pals Robbie and David to play a pair of transplanted gay Brits who shake things up on Wisteria Lane. Said Cherry:

David and Robbie are perfect to star as the new neighbors' best friends; the gorgeous, eccentric couple flown over from Blighty. ... We haven't had that kind of wow for the wives since Jesse Metcalfe left and we want it to cause such a stir when they turn out to be together. ... David's keen, but though the obvious choice was to work with Tom Cruise, we wanted someone who matches him in height and well, Britishness, so Robbie is the one. They're both funny, game for a laugh and ridiculously macho, so it should work wonderfully... the English are pitch-perfect for sending themselves up.

Did Cherry just take a shot at Tom Cruise's height? Apparently that guy doesn't mind getting his ass kicked by Scientology thugs. Whatever. If Cherry pulls this off, he'll become a hero to a lot of people - maybe even Tom. The idea of Robbie and David playing gay guys on Desperate Housewives is just about as delicious as it gets. Plus Poshy will be co-starring on Ugly Betty this year. If nothing else, we'll all get to find out which of the Beckhams is the better actor.

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Robbie Williams Talks To The Dead

Pop-star Robbie Williams, perhaps looking for some nice quiet-time in a mental home, is claiming on his blog that he possesses psychic abilities, and that he's used them to communicate with his dead hero Frank Sinatra. Writes Williams about this and other weird manifestations:

I like to play my "Swing While You're Winning " album when I'm at home and Frank approves. He was there when I made it. ... I think I do have powers. I've seen things. My sister's dog jumping at her feet when it had passed away years before. Green lights coming in at my window, too.

Sorry Robbie, but that dog wasn't your sister's dead one - it was another dog that looked just like it, and you were high and thought it was the dead one. That sort of stuff happens. And as for the green lights - we all know what you really mean when you say that, Robbie. Just replace "green lights" with "three hairy guys in assless leather pants." You lucky fuck.

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Robbie Williams Attacks Ex-Lover - On-Line

Robbie Williams has joined the growing list of celebs using on-line forums as a means of airing their dirty laundry in public. In Williams's case, it's a former lover on the receiving end. The woman, named Tina, apparently slept with Robbie a couple of times, then unexpectedly revealed that she already had a boyfriend. Predictably, Robbie did not take this news well. So he composed some angry messages to the woman and posted them on his blog (picture Robbie Williams hammering at the keys with his hairy knuckles). A sampling of Robbie's venom:

You have completely blown any trust I had for you. ... If I knew my girlfriend had been on a dinner and DVD night with another man I would be livid. I'm furious thinking about!!!!!!! And it happened weeks ago. ... I was pissed off for all of 20 minutes...I liked her and I expect more from her and women in general.

Sounds like Robbie's a little confused. He can't decide if he was pissed off for twenty minutes or several weeks. Is he even talking about the same woman at the beginning and end? This shit is incoherent. I wish I could find the blog it was originally posted at. I'd like to read more of Robbie's insane ranting. It's much more entertaining than Haylie Duff and Kim Kardashian calling each other names over MySpace.

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New Dream Couple: Lindsay And Robbie

Look who had their picture taken getting comfy at last night's after-party for the premiere of the new Showtime series The Tudors - yup, recently rehabbed trouble-makers Robbie Williams and Lindsay Lohan. Oh, God, please let these two become a couple. Please please please. I'll do anything you want God. I'll stop taking your name in vain. I'll give up Chunky Monkey. I'll even quit wacking off to Rock Hudson movies. Anything, just, let them be together.



Oh, Lindsay's doing that naughty, what-you-talkin'-about look of hers. That means something's up. Robbie, you are the man.



I don't know about you, but that looks to me like a woman who's getting ready to go down on a guy. And that looks like a man who's ready to be gone down on. And I'm a gossip-monger who's ready for some salacious details from a Robbie/Lindsay hook-up. Please, God. Please.