Old People Should Be Put in Zoos

Okay, not all old people should be put in zoos. Some old people are cool...plus think of all those poor pigeons starving to death.

But there are some old people who should definitely be put away some place...and at the top of that list is Rod Stewart.

This is the kind of thing that pushes you across the line from harmless to disruptive - sucking on your old lady's nipple in front of God and everyone else including the dude with the camera.

I'm sorry, but Penny Lancaster's nipple can't be so marvelous that you couldn't wait to get inside to start tonguing it. Now we know where Kim gets it from.

Let The Bastard Rot In Jail

Icky Sean Stewart has learned that he will have to stand trial for an alleged assault against a married couple. The June incident, which took place after a party, saw Sean and his hooligan friends attacking an SUV belonging to Tobalus and Ericka Stein, who happened to be inside said vehicle during said assault. The victims claim Stewart and his pals smashed the truck with bricks and a trash-can, and Ericka says she was hit by one of the bricks and also wound up with a back full of broken glass. The attackers were finally repelled by Ericka's husband Tobalus who picked up one of the bricks and threw it back at them, unfortunately not braining Sean Stewart.

Stewart's attorney Dana Cole claims her client is only being targeted because he's famous, saying the Steins are after his money. Um...more precisely, Dana, they would be after Rod Stewart's money. And if anyone's being targeted for being famous here it's Rod - cause, you know, Sean ain't actually famous except for being Rod's son. Rod, it seems, is the real victim here. Oh yeah, and the two people who were sitting there minding their own business when these drugged-up barbarians came out of nowhere and started smashing their car with garbage cans and bricks.

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