Fat Angry Drug Addict On The Loose

Rush Limbaugh is mad that people keep attributing racist quotes to him that (he claims) he never uttered. And the fat drug addict pantload is threatening legal action against the people responsible.

An example of something Rush never said: "Slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back. I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark."

Rush is also accused of saying that pro football looks like, "a game between the Bloods and Crips without any weapons." Actually, that one he did say. But the other one he didn't. I know because he said he didn't. And that's good enough for me, because Rush Limbaugh is a great American unlike that Nazi pig-fucker Barack Obama.

She Looks Like A Suicide Bomber

Michelle Obama gave a speech about health care. Of course all the oh-so-serious people in the media can talk about is her belt. Some are calling it a "bondage belt." Looks to me like she might have a few sticks of dynamite hidden in there somewhere. She should walk into Rush Limbaugh's studio and pull the cord.

Does He Think He's Funny?

I wonder, when Glenn Beck does these comedy bits, is he giggling because he thinks they're hysterical, or because he knows how horrible they are, and what a complete fraud he is? When oh when will the followers of Beck, Limbaugh, O'Reilly et al. realize that these fuckers are only in it for the cash, and don't really give a flying fuck about truth, justice, the American way or their own drooling minions?

By the way, David Letterman never made jokes about poisoning Sarah Palin. Just sayin'.

How Fucked Is The Republican Party?

On The Daily Beast, Christopher Buckley makes the case for Joe Scarborough as the man to lead the Republican party out of darkness:

There’s been a lot of talk lately among Republicans about the need to find a new face for our party. Rush Limbaugh’s and Dick Cheney’s are, let’s face it, a bit scary. John Boehner’s looks like it wants to sell you a used car. Mitch McConnell’s looks like that of the accountant who’s explaining to you why you can’t afford the car that Mr. Boehner is trying to get you to buy, no money down.

So we Republicans have a Face Gap with the Democrats, who—let’s face it—have the best one of all in Mr. Obama.

Well, I think I’ve found the new face of the Republican Party. It’s not a new one, entirely, and it’s been hiding out on national television every weekday morning from six to nine.

Joe Scarborough.

I say this because I have just read his new book, The Last Best Hope: Restoring Conservatism and America's Promise. It’s not a perfect book by any means. It’s a bit preachy here and there, a bit speechy here and there, a bit cutesy here and there, and occasionally repetitive. That said, it is a thoroughly honest book about the largely, if not entirely, self-inflicted wounds the Republicans have visited upon themselves over the last eight or more years. And his argument that we are heading to certain fiscal disaster is quite calmly and dispassionately made. Into the bargain, Joe Scarborough comes across as a profoundly likeable and reasonable man. Reagan Lite, you might even say. Could we do better? I’m open to suggestions.

Suggestion? How about a random retard hauled off a random short bus? Seriously dude, if you're looking for Joe Scarborough to lead you, you might as well just curl up and whimper yourself into the great beyond. This guy makes Bobby Jindal look like, well, William F. Buckley. Plus I'm not altogether convinced Scarborough is human. There's something naggingly ape-like about him. It's possible he may have started out human, but fell into some mad scientist's de-evolution machine at some point, and came out as something closer to Jon Voight.

Thanks For Warning Us Jon

Jon Voight is on a crusade to stop Barack Obama from...I'm not sure quite what. Ruining America? Spreading socialism? Having sex with white women? Obviously, not everyone in that family is as fond of brown people as Angelina. But it's easy to see where she gets the crazy from. Voight has gone entirely off the rails; he makes Dennis Miller seem calm and reasonable.

I'm not entirely certain where Jon is going with his "false prophet" characterization of Obama. Does anyone really think of him as a prophet? He's using the kind of language that goes over well with other religious imbeciles, I guess. Jeez, this is what the right wing has going for it. Jon Voight. Rush Limbaugh. Glenn Beck. Sarah Palin. That dude from Growing Pains who thinks the second coming is right around the corner. That homophobe Miss California. Brain wizards.