For God's Sake, Help Him Kate

Kate Hudson needs to sit Alex Rodriguez down and talk to him about his fashion choices. "We never, ever take our sweatshirt off and tie it around our waist. Ever."

Wait, is that Ryder? Holy shit did she cut his hair finally? Maybe A-Rod's a good influence after all.

Dirty Hippies Out A-Walkin'

This picture makes me want to throw a big bucket of pig feces. Go back to Woodstock you filthy hippies!

Ryder: "I want a pretty dress like that."

Kate: "But you're a boy honey."

Ryder: "I am?"