The Vag What Spawned Him

Katie was too busy hauling Suri around New York for publicity purposes, so Tom had to take his mom to the Golden Globes. I wonder how she feels about her son being a homosexual Jim Jones wannabe who exploits his child in a way that would make even Patsy Ramsey blush (if she weren't dead). Eh, she's probably too full of sedatives to even notice.

Tom Dying?

Tom Cruise looks awfully frail in this pic. Did he lose weight for a role? Did he evict one too many Thetans, throwing off his delicate balance? Is Katie slowly poisoning him like Claude Rains and his icky mom trying to do in Ingrid Bergman in Notorious?

Tom And Katie At Mad Money Premiere

Tom whipped out his big-boy clothes and extra-high lifts for the premiere of Katietron's new movie Mad Money. You think their pelvises ever get that close when they're at home?

A peek at the trailer for Mad Money...




Looks perfectly dreadful.

More Fun With The Cruises

The risen corpse of Jackie O. goes for a walk with Tom Cruise and Suri. I've been informed that this picture isn't creepy but I disagree - it gives me the willies. The Bad Parent police may now commence screaming about Suri not having a hat on.