Longoria Drinks Sewage

What's that icky green crap Eva Longoria drinks? And is that stuff in fact responsible for her oh-so-natural complexion?

And who is Tony Parker talking to on his phone back there?

"Yeah baby, I'll be right over, soon as I lose the bitch. Yeah, I'll remember to bring my plastic fist. Love you Hank."

Britney's Learned Her Lesson

Being ordered by that judge to take drug tests twice a week has really wised Britney up, hasn't it?

Federline might just as well start getting the house ready, cause those kids are his.

Jessica Simpson Passes Out Drunk In The Street

"John, why... Why did you dump me John? I promised I wouldn't poop the bed no more."

Jessica Simpson shooting her new movie Major Movie Star.

Courtney Love And Kate Moss?

What exactly is Courtney Love up to? First we hear that she was kissing Pete Doherty while visiting the junkie in rehab, now we see her at a swanky party posing with Doherty's ex Kate Moss? And what's going on with Courtney's face in this picture? She looks almost attractive. Like Madonna just before she became completely old and beastly.

Reports from the swanky party say Courtney accidentally stepped on the train of Kate Moss's ridiculously expensive vintage dress and tore it. Apparently this wasn't the only damage Kate's dress suffered during the night, because by the end of it, the poor thing looked like this:

They're Really Shooting A Sex And The City Movie

Sex and the City: The Movie began shooting in New York today. The first pic features Sarah Jessica Parker making-out with Chris Noth aka Mr. Big on the sidewalk. By the way, I know Mr. Big. He ain't that big. Not as big as Mr. Big Stuff and Mr. Giant Penis Man, anyway.

McConaughey In For Wilson

Matthew McConaughey has taken over for Owen Wilson in the new Ben Stiller movie Tropic Thunder, which Wilson had to drop out of after his "misfortune." Variety says the part is really small, almost a cameo, so we won't get to see much of Matthew and his pecs (and his creepy munchkin-arms). What I want to know is - how was Matthew McConaughey not cast in a movie called Tropic Thunder to begin with? A movie with that title needs to have Matthew McConaughey in it. Just like a movie called Pitiful Whining Bastards Who Can't Get Over Their Movie-Star Ex-Girlfriends needs to star Owen Wilson. Some things are just meant to be.

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Another Brad And Angie Appearance

Brad and Angie hit the New York premiere of The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford. I'm waiting for the premiere of The Assassination of Angelina Jolie By the Blob Shiloh Nouvel. "You called me a blob! You called me a blob!" Psycho-music playing. Blood swirling down the drain.

(By the way...is it just me or is Angelina going bald?)