The Angelina Jolie wants to marry Brad Pitt rumor mill has gotten going again. This time the scuttlebutt comes courtesy of Life & Style magazine, which quotes sources who say Angelina intends on wedding Brad this summer in the Bahamas, on the same beach where she scattered her dead mother's ashes. Says a friend of the couple:
Angelina is giddy with excitement and is throwing herself into the (wedding) plans. She and Brad are really so in love.
The source says Angelina wants to keep the wedding low-key. So I guess that means no marching legions of vampires or huge voodoo ceremonies or anything. Is there such a thing as a voodoo wedding ceremony? Maybe they just sacrifice a bunch of chickens then deep-fry them and eat them. I don't know. I just have this picture in my head of Brad looking like Gary Oldman in that silly Dracula movie, and Angelina all decked out like Elsa Lanchester. What the hell's wrong with a couple bottles of booze and a Vegas chapel guys? It worked for Britney - sorta.
(source)