Michael Lohan served two years in the slammer for drunk-driving, and obviously spent most of it coming up with wacky ideas for reality series. Well, now daddy Lohan is out, and he wants to start pitching these fucked-up concepts around Hollywood. And apparently people are actually willing to help him. Or at least one guy is - producer Brett Hudson, whose credits include such high-brow fare as A Current Affair. Here's what Hudson had to say about Mr. Lohan's ideas:
Michael is very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch - including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads. We'll be going along when he does that.
No, I did not make that up - Michael Lohan is actually going to pitch a reality series that would feature himself, Lindsay, Paris and Rick Hilton and Jessica and Papa Joe Simpson stranded together on a fricking island. And I for one hope he succeeds in selling this. Because that would be the greatest show in the history of television. Paris would absolutely kill someone, probably her father first, then Lindsay. And Papa Joe would totally build a hut and tie Jessica up in it and...well, do stuff I don't want to talk about. And Michael would just be sitting there praying to Jesus or whoever he's praying to now - or else he would just start thinking he was Jesus. Actually, I think Michael may already think he's Jesus. Because another reality show idea he wants to pitch - and I'm not making this up either - would feature him trying to "save" prostitutes. Here's Brett Hudson's description:
[Michael] has other ideas, like going out on Sunset Boulevard and giving a prostitute a hundred dollar bill - not for sex, but for her time so he can talk to her and try to save her. He wants to make things right with the world. And especially with his family.
He wants to make things right with the world and his family by saving prostitutes? Why doesn't he start with Lindsay? Okay, I apologize - that was too easy. But seriously, how messed-up is this guy? A reality show where he plays hundred-dollar-bill-flashing Jesus to streetwalkers? Celebutard Island Survivor? Damn - why isn't Lohan a TV exec already?
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