Apple Martin dances down the sidewalk with her mother Gwyneth Paltrow. This picture was snapped in L.A., which last I looked was in America, which is a country Gwyneth Paltrow hates. Hmm...she certainly spends a lot of time hanging around here, though, doesn't she? Sort of funny about that. How Gwyneth Paltrow thinks America is such a terrible country full of slobbering idiots, yet she still lets her daughter be exposed to it. Isn't she worried poor little Apple will grow up to be a drooling imbecile who only cares about car races and shooting off fireworks? And another thing - Gwyneth thinks she's too good for America, and yet, she has no problem making money off movies that are released here. So, the people aren't good enough for her, but their money is? Gwyneth - here's a little request. Why don't you fly to England, throw away your passport, and never fucking come back? Then there will be one less tight-assed, tea-sipping snot-bucket here. Oh, and take that freaky-looking kid of yours with. If that kid's eyes were any farther apart, she'd be Sean Preston.
