Sunday, June 3, 2007

Dunst And Borrell Think They're The S**t


Kirsten Dunst and Johnny Borrell set tongues wagging the other evening at London's Electrowerkz nightclub when, according to the Daily Mail, they showed up unannounced and demanded a section be barricaded off for their personal use. The Electrowerkz people, rather than tell the fugly pair where to get off, cleared out a dressing room which the lovers then used for the rest of the night. Reportedly, the two were seen around 4 am being helped to their car.

First of all, if you're just going to lock yourself into a dressing room anyway, why bother going out at all? Is it just the idea that you can sweep into this club and start ordering people around? Do Kiki and Johnny just get off on the fact that idiot club managers are willing to acquiesce to their every imbecilic request? And why, after all, do these club people give in so easily? Yes, I know - the clubs gain reputation and therefore business by being associated with stars. Still, you'd think there would be limits to how far these kowtowing numbskulls will go in order to accommodate people like these. I mean, maybe I could see it if it were Brad and Angie - but Kiki and Borrell? They're losers. These club folks need to read the tabs more often, then maybe they'd have a better idea which stars to suck up to and which ones to blow off. Seriously, what do they get out of kissing Kiki's ass (besides a bad mouth-rash?). Are people really going to think, "Wow. Kirsten Dunst goes there. She's so cool. We've got to go there too?" It's like Keds using Mischa Barton to sell shoes. No one gives a damn what kind of shoes Mischa wears, and no one gives even close to a damn what club Kirsten Dunst goes to. What a freaking load of dumb-asses.

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