Beyonce performs in Birmingham, England. Sparkly. Also, I believe her feet may be on fire. Damn girl - you need the toughest actin' Tinactin there is.
This pose says, "Look at me, I am Beyonce." Well, we didn't think you were Shecky Greene, dear.
Jennifer Lopez performs at a Wal-Mart shareholders meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Yes, I said Wal-Mart shareholders meeting. J-Ho will play anywhere.
Dig the hair, J. Whip that shit. Ooh, don't like getting that in the eye though. Damn disco-bitches nearly blinded Crabbie back in the day. Plus the hair-spray. Is this a nightclub or fucking Bhopal?
"Oy, I think I just threw out my back. God damn it Gladys, I told you we needed to get one of those Craftsmatics!"
"Look at me, I'm an airplane! In a wig!"
The finisher: Beyonce gives everyone in the room a whiff of her pits. Dang, I saw that same thing once - twirling round and round inside a teenage girl's jewelry box.
The finisher: Um, yup. That's what the Wal-Mart shareholders came to see. "Oh boy - wait till I tell the guys at the bar. I saw Jennifer Lopez's butt. Damn that girl's fine. Too bad she's Puerto Rican and I'm required by oath, as a Wal-Mart shareholder, to hate and despise her."
