Saturday, June 2, 2007

Lonely Lohan



Yesterday was visiting day for Lindsay Lohan at Promises rehab center. Apparently no one in Lindsay's family got the news however - cause not a single one of the parasites showed up. Not Dina, not Michael, not even precious little Ali. And Lindsay's friends? Samantha Ronson? Any of the other people she hangs out with? Nada. In fact, only one person showed up to visit Lindsay at all:

Her bodyguard Jaz.

Apparently, Jaz is the only person who gives enough of a shit about Lindsay to take a few minutes out of his life to go and visit her in rehab. And, let's face it, since Lindsay's in rehab anyway, it's not like Jaz has a hell of a lot else to do.

Of course, Dina will certainly be there at some point - with Entertainment Tonight cameras in tow. Dina doesn't go anywhere unless ET is on-hand for the exclusive. And as for Michael - well, Lindsay doesn't really want anything to do with him anyway, and frankly I can't blame her. It's bad enough having drug and DUI allegations hanging over your head - do you really want some bible-thumping asshole all up in your grille as well? And don't even get me started on that reptile Samantha Ronson. The best thing for Lindsay would be to never see that scum-pile again. Same goes for most of her friends actually.

No, Jaz is probably the only cool person in Lindsay's life. And even he's a complete fuck-up - I mean, if he was so great, how come he didn't find the coke in the car before the cops got it? Apparently, Lindsay bears him no ill will over that. Nice of her. Unless, of course, she just hasn't made that connection yet. Stupid twat.

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