I hope you all saw the opening of the MTV Movie Awards, where Sarah Silverman made fun of Paris Hilton - with Paris sitting in the audience. Watching Paris squirm as the crowd applauded her being sent to jail had to be one of the most exquisite moments in television history. And then, when Sarah joked that the guards, wanting to make Paris more comfortable, were going to paint the bars to look like penises, and she hoped Paris didn't break her teeth on them - classic.
