Haven't heard much from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo since their little trumped-up naughty video controversy. Guess no one ever explained to them the concept of following up on good publicity. You're supposed to announce humanitarian work or that you're starring on Broadway right after something like that, but Nick and Vanessa have basically just faded back into the woodwork. Nick's starting to take on a certain tense, Brad-like quality isn't he? It's time for him to ditch Vanessa, who is obviously bad news, and find himself a new starlet. Jessica Alba's available - and we know Nick doesn't mind herpes, cause he's already fucking Vanessa Minnillo (who also fucked Derek Jeter).