I was only half-way paying attention to all that shit about Rita Cosby claiming Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern were gay lovers - then all of a sudden Larry Birkhead was on Larry King getting all up in Rita Cosby's face (with that poodle Harvey Levin sitting in for Larry), and Rita was on Bill O'Reilly making more wacky accusations, and everybody and their mother was acting like this was the story of the century or something. Now, it looks like Larry Birkhead plans on suing Rita for defamation. This might have less to do with the gay-sex allegation than some other crap Rita said about Larry and Howard being in cahoots all during the Dannielynn paternity battle - some stuff about Howard agreeing to give up the paternity fight if Larry would let him stay on as Anna Nicole's executor. All I know is that, when a fat whore's money is up for grabs, people will do some pretty sinister shit. Not that I would go as far as Rita Cosby in suggesting these guys were up to no good - I'm not a low-rent journalistic creep like Cosby, just a jolly celeb blogger with an over-active imagination. I would never, for example, suggest that Howard K. Stern killed Anna Nicole's son Daniel on purpose to get him out of the way. Nor would I suggest that Howard and Larry conspired to do away with Anna and then worked out how to split up the money. Nor would I claim that, even as we speak, Howard and Larry are holed up in some fleabag someplace taking turns fisting each other in the ass. I'm not that kind of person.
