George Clooney, like his mortal enemy Angelina Jolie, has been honored by the U.N. for his humanitarian work. The organization has bestowed on Clooney the title of "Messenger for Peace" for his efforts to focus "public attention on crucial international political and social issues."
And did I mention that he's dating a stripper?
Clooney has of course been an outspoken advocate on behalf of Darfur, and has raised lots of money for the troubled region through the Not On Our Watch charity which is also supported by Brad Pitt. When reached for comment, Angelina Jolie turned a deep shade of purple and uttered a shriek high and piercing enough to break windows.
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