At last, an explanation for why Gwyneth Paltrow was briefly hospitalized earlier in the week - she had a stomach ache.
This from Gwyneth's pal chef Mario Batali, who described her condition as "a little gastrointestinal situation" that has now been "straightened out." You mean to tell me Gwyneth Paltrow has intestines like regular people? I thought she was superior to normal humans and therefore did not possess icky organs and such.
An eyewitness said Paltrow was, "slumped over in a wheelchair pushed by Chris Martin." I would've paid money to see that.
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