
Dr. Phil is feeling the blowback from his transparent and quite slimy attempt at inserting himself into the Britney Spears story.
First off...stupid bald bitch was trying to get a bunch of celebs to appear on his special 1000th episode (they're only up to 1000?), but the faux-shrink is so radioactive that no one will do it (not even Andy Dick, who by himself could provide Dr. Phil with a whole season's worth of shows).
Second, and more seriously...Dr. Phil is currently being investigated by the California Board of Psychology after a complaint was filed against him alleging he was operating without a license when he barged in on Britney in her hospital room. Phil apparently never got a license to practice in California and hasn't had one in his native Texas since 2006. Furthermore, the complaint alleges Phil broke the law when he discussed Britney's issues with the media (can you technically violate confidentiality laws when someone isn't really your patient and you don't have a license in the first place?).
Thirdly, and perhaps most damaging...Phil is in Oprah's doghouse. According to the Enquirer, Oprah is so mad at Phil over the Britney fiasco that she's thinking of firing him from his own show, which her Harpo company produces. Oh man, Phil is so screwed now. He might as well get himself a monkey and an organ and find a nice street corner to set up on. Nice knowing you Phil.