
Nature-boy Matthew McConaughey announced on his website today that he's impregnated his girlfriend Camila Alves. The posting reads:
My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together ... its 3 months grown in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far.
Thank goodness it's in her womb. Be damn weird if it was growing inside her pancreas or something.
Dang, Matthew McConaughey is going to be a father. To a woman whose name he actually knows! Unlike all those other women he's knocked up who he just fucked in random places and never saw again or even remembered after the booze wore off.
Jeez, Matthew's really settling down now. He buys a house, gets his woman pregnant. Next thing you know he'll be wearing shirts, and using the bathroom to take dumps instead of just pinching one off wherever he feels like it.
Hopefully Matthew's baby will get its arm-length genes from its mom.
Congrats Matthew and Matthew's current girlfriend!
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