Quentin Tarantino is hot to do a re-make of '60s boob-fetishist fave Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! No biggie there - all Tarantino makes are homages to movies that sucked the first time. Here's the kicker though: Quentin is reportedly dying to cast Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian as two of his campy, big-bazoomed stars.
Oh Quentin, are you some kind of glutton for punishment? Casting Britney Spears in a movie? You really think she's gonna show up on time? Remember her lines? Not pass out every ten minutes?
And Kim Kardashian - yeah, that's what the world needs, someone to validate this useless whore even more. Why not fill out the cast with Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari and Omarosa? Actually, I might be willing to see that movie - as long as it included some excruciating torture scenes. Omarosa stretched on a rack? Cavallari waterboarded? Conrad covered in fire-ants? This has potential.
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