Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Gary Coleman Has A Big, Giant White Woman For A Wife

Gary Coleman has married a big old Sasquatchian white woman named Shannon Price. Coleman says they were wed on a Nevada mountaintop last August.

“Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us,” Gary said.

And the people who were chucking peanuts at Shannon, trying to get her to do a trick.

Naw, I kid...I'm happy for Gary. Now he has someone to do his hilarious "What you talkin' bout Willis" routine for, who has to put up with it cause they're married.

I hope she doesn't get mad and eat him.

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