Friday, February 15, 2008

More Proof That Tyra Banks Is Destroying Civilization


Some poor woman sent the site Cele|bitchy (a site I hate because they once refused me when I applied to write there) an email concerning the harsh treatment she and her daughter received while appearing as guests on the Tyra Banks show. The email reads:

Just found your Webside [sic] and read about how cheap Tyra Banks is…..and I have to agree…My 11 year old daugher [sic] and myself have been on her Show last week,and we got lied to and humiliated….Tyra is a fake and very mean,she is so cheap we did not get to meet her befor [sic] or after the Show and my Child who idolises her did not even get an Autograph!!!!! How rude.

I love browsing websides, don't you? Especially while sitting by the seasite.

Okay, the woman is obviously an idiot - which is why I believe she was on the Tyra Banks Show. Her daughter is also clearly retarded - there's no other explanation for why someone would idolize Tyra.

That's not the end of the Tyra madness however. The over-written Cele|Bitchy also quotes from a forthcoming National Enquirer story detailing the ordeal of a cancer victim named Jodi Hughes who went on Tyra to get a makeover:

Jodi, who lives in Bettendorf, Iowa, says things went bad the minute they stepped off the plane in Los Angeles to tape the show.

[Her children] Jordan, 17, and Nick, 10 - who is legally blind - were left sitting on a curb outside the studio lot for hours with no food, no phone and no money while Jodi underwent her “transformation” - which included nothing more than the services of a professional makeup artist, a new dress and a cheap, painful hair weave, she says.

Tyra’s producers scripted her lines for the show, Jodi says. “The producers told me to say: “Thank you, Tyra, for making me feel like a woman again.’ That was the most humiliating part.”


Jodi had to have the weave surgically removed after her scalp became infected. The really sad thing was that she had spent months re-growing her hair after chemo and the weave destroyed it . Another Tyra guest, a woman with deformed arms, was reportedly given a $500 purse for coming on the show, and when she didn't act happy enough Tyra's staff said, "You should be grateful - that’s a $500 purse!”

How fucked up is that? Tyra ruining the hair of cancer victims and humiliating women with deformed arms. She's worse than Montel Williams ever was. If karma exists, Tyra will wind up a bald, gimp-armed homeless bitch who's constantly being pelted with $500 purses. Evil whore.

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