Paris Hilton bragged on the Ellen Degeneres Show that she has 17 dogs. Bad move...cause in L.A. you're only allowed to have 3 dogs per address, so now Animal Services is running around trying to ascertain whether Paris was telling the truth or just being Paris.Animal Services sent a guy named Captain Bowers over to Paris's house to look into the dog matter, but when he got there, he found the place under construction and only a maid living there. So he left a message with the maid and left. Obviously, Captain Bowers does not follow the tabs. If he did, he would know that all he has to do is camp out in front of Area and wait for Paris to stagger out. Then he can ask her all the questions about her dogs that he wants. Of course he won't get any answers - Paris doesn't have to answer to no stinking Captain from no stinking Animal Services.
I'd say they should lock the stupid bitch up, but we already went through that and it wasn't nearly as amusing as I thought it would be, so fuck it. Let her have her 17 dogs. Maybe one day they'll turn on her and eat her.
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