Paul McCartney and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Stumpy McCuntface are reportedly at odds over what kind of schooling their daughter Beatrice should receive.Stumpy apparently wants Beatrice to be sent to some hoity-toity private school, while Paul thinks private schooling is bad for kids and wants Beatrice to go to public school like his other children.
Of course Paul's other children all hate Stumpy, which is perhaps why she doesn't want Beatrice to go to public school and be like them. She wants at least one person to grow up loving her. Fat chance Stumpy! Beatrice will hate you too because everyone hates you! Even those baby seals you save - if they could, they'd gang up on you and beat you to death with your own plastic limb! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
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