Shockingly, Jennifer Lopez's deal to publish her baby pics in People magazine came with demands.
First of all, Lopez stipulated that, in order for People to have the privilege of shelling over $6 million bucks to publish the pics exclusively, they had to promise never to refer to her as "J. Lo" again.
Second, Lopez demanded that her husband Marc Anthony be the one to take the pics.
And of course People caved, because they think it's important to have pictures of Lopez's stupid babies in their stupid retarded magazine.
I think it's hilarious that Lopez is suddenly mortified at her old J. Lo image. It's like Mark Wahlberg hating it when people call him Marky Mark. Dude, you were the one who went around white-boy rapping in your Underoos...live with it. Own it. Face it.
And Lopez...do you think making people stop calling you "J. Lo" is going to erase the hideous mistakes of your past from the records? No. People are still going to remember your wretched music, and your horrible movies. You don't get to wipe out your old nicknames and suddenly become someone else. If you don't want people remembering that stupid shit, don't do it in the first place.