John Mayer has posted a response on his blog to some unnamed former flame who has been annoying him. Mayer wrote:
Dear Ex Lover,Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.
I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.
Everyone's been trying to guess which of Mayer's many former fake girlfriends has been bugging him. But come on. It's totally Jessica Simpson.
I don't care what anyone says...I look at that chick's face and see "stalker" written all over it.
Yeah, Jessica got where she got in the biz doing the whole semi-wholesome dimwit girl-next-door thing...but come on. That was a fabricated persona from the beginning. The real Jessica is a tortured psychopath. You would be too, if your father were a religious nut who started staring at your boobies in a horribly inappropriate way from the second they sprouted.
I'm sure John now regrets ever hooking up with looney Jessica. I just hope this doesn't end badly for them. You know, Fatal Attraction-like.
