Lindsay Lohan has one piece of advice for her baby sister Ali as she launches her show-biz career: Stay away from the clubs.
You mean there's actually a member of the Lohan family who possesses a protective instinct?
It sure as hell ain't Dina, who gave Ali a fake ID for her 13th birthday.
Of course, there's no way Ali is going to heed that advice. She'll be tramping it up all over the scene just like big sis.
The difference is that Lindsay has enough talent to still be worth something to someone even though she's a total wreck. Ali? I doubt people will be scrambling to pick her out of the gutter.
