The Ryan Phillippe/Reese Witherspoon divorce is final. No one knows the details but both were actively pursuing custody of the kids. Each has been fucking someone else since they broke up...in Ryan's case, probably multiple some elses. He's a dog. Reese is a total prude who probably didn't let Jake Gyllenhaal hold her hand until their 10th date. She's given it up since then though...otherwise Jake would've gone back to Lance Armstrong.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Man Has Officially Put Asunder Those Who God Joined Together
The Ryan Phillippe/Reese Witherspoon divorce is final. No one knows the details but both were actively pursuing custody of the kids. Each has been fucking someone else since they broke up...in Ryan's case, probably multiple some elses. He's a dog. Reese is a total prude who probably didn't let Jake Gyllenhaal hold her hand until their 10th date. She's given it up since then though...otherwise Jake would've gone back to Lance Armstrong.
