Thursday, July 24, 2008

Feldman Crappos on Jacko


Corey Feldman has bitten into Michael Jackson like a fat Ohioan going after a barbecued rib. "He did real damage in my overall life," Feldman said of Wacko, his former friend. "I was a 12-year-old boy who was hurt by his family and ignored by people at school. Michael would sit and talk to me for hours and he would listen. Then he would get bored. The biggest thing that Michael's done to children is befriending the ones that are in need and then abandoning them.

"(He'd say) 'Hey, I love you, I'm here for you, anything you need, you call me, I will be there for you.' Then the very next day, the number's been changed. As a 12-year-old kid, that's a pretty hard one to comprehend."

Bulletin: Michael Jackson is a creep. Hey Corey, here's what you could do for us...snap and kill the guy, then shoot yourself. That's what's known as a win-win.