Us Weekly is reporting exclusively that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's new twins Knox and Vivienne were conceived via in vitro fertilization. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon," a source explained. And apparently Brad's sperm count is low. Or maybe he just got tired of fucking a stick-person. All that jabbing and poking.
Okay, so Brad and Angie skipped the whole putting the penis in the vagina thing and went for the sure shot. This is the 21st Century...lots of people do it. Especially rich people who can afford the procedure. Still, everyone's going to read hilarious stuff into this. Brad can't get it done or Angie's actually a lesbian or some other crazy crap. It's natural and harmless.
