Kurt Cobain's ashes were recently "stolen" from Courtney Love's house, and now they're apparently in the possession of a wacky German "artist" named Natascha Stellmach who claims she is going to smoke some of them as the grand finale to her latest post-modern jack-off. Stellmach refuses to say how she ended up with the ashes but I think we all know: Courtney was hard up for cash and, well, you gotta do what you gotta do. Actually, the chances that these ashes are actually Cobain's remains are pretty slim. More likely it's some stupid publicity stunt and they're just regular ashes this Stellmach ho scooped from the bottom of a grill. Courtney's probably pissed that she didn't think of this first - she could've sold tickets, smoked the real ashes, then shown her twat and passed out.
