Wednesday Pic Post: All Skanks On Deck

Angelina Jolie partakes of decadent Western food while on location shooting her new movie A Mighty Heart. Angelina really cares about the poor, downtrodden people - but has no problem starring in a movie partly financed, via product placement, by a faceless corporation that exploits workers and contributes to the worldwide obesity epidemic. Oh well, we all make our accommodations.

Lindsay Lohan at the Casino Royale after-party. Is it just me, or does she seem a tad lost?

Dirty whore Christina Aguilera promotes her "Back to Basics" tour in London. What does getting back to basics mean for Christina? No more ball-gags and harnesses?

Reese Witherspoon working on her new movie Rendition. The fake smile doesn't fool us, Reese. We know you're nothing but a seethingly angry little midget, and that's why Ryan fucked around on you.

Monday Pic Post

Eva Longoria leaves ABC studios in New York. Yup, it's a camera Eva.

Sienna Miller has been broken up with Jude Law for about five minutes and already she's got herself another man. What a slut.

By the way, Santa. I don't know if you know, cause they don't have the Internet or TV or anything up at the North Pole, but that chick you're gazing so sweetly at has more diseases than a germ lab.

Brad and Angelina go for a walk in India. From his high perch, Maddox aka Mini Pol Pot can easily gaze across the world he will one day rule with an iron fist (bwah-ha-ha-ha!).

Saturday Pic Post

Ashlee Simpson version 2.0 and Lindsay Lohan exchange paparazzi horror stories at the Genetic Denim 1st Anniversary Bash. Lindsay would look like an old blues man here if not for the off-the-shoulder Flashdance thing. And Ashlee - wearing a Doors t-shirt does not make people think you're cool.

Wilmer Valderrama and Kristin Cavallari snuggle for the cameras at the Hollywood premiere of Fast Food Nation. Wow, Cavallari has actually accomplished something - she got fucked by Wilmer Valderrama.

Come to think of it, that's not much of an accomplishment, is it? Considering the fact that every waitress and flight attendant in the Western hemisphere has already beaten her to it.

Sarah Jessica Parker is a freak. Just thought I'd point that out.

Friday Pic Post

Celebs love cell phones!

Here's Jude Law taking a picture of someone taking a picture of him. Wow. Heavy.


And here's Kate Hudson yakking while pushing her son/daughter Ryder in a stroller. Sure. Stick that pacifier in his mouth. Give him an oral fixation (how do you think I ended up with mine?).

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UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador Mia Farrow attends the Montreal Millennium Promise Conference 2006. Great work Mia. But, um, am I the only one who thinks she looks a bit like Karl Childers in Sling Blade?


Sorry Mia. We know you love the children.

Thursday Pic Post

Jackass Johnny Knoxville attends the National Down Syndrome Society Annual Gala and Auction. He does know his hand isn't a Slim Jim, right?

TV's Kelly Ripa poses with some other dog at the opening of How the Grinch Stole Christmas: The Musical. Kelly looks like she got punched in the left eye there, doesn't she? Well, she probably deserved it.

Ice Princess Michelle Trachtenberg tarts it up at Cirque du Soleil Delirium in New York. Honestly, where do these young aspiring whores learn to pose?

Smile Michelle. You're young and rich. And acting all hard-ass isn't going to make us forget this anyway:

Now go home to mommy before some dirtbag gets the wrong idea.