Cameron Diaz believes in reincarnation. And she hopes that when she dies and comes back, she gets to be something other than a celeb.
I've already done [rich and famous]. I hope if I come back, it's in a good, healthy place. I don't want to be abused or to be some terrible character. And I'd have to say "no thanks" to being rich and famous - being famous, people think you owe them something.
Wow, great minds think alike Cameron - I was also hoping that you would die and come back as someone not famous. Er, actually, how about if you just died? No - I'm kidding about that, of course. I don't want you to die. Just be horribly injured in an accident and rendered unable to walk or think or, most importantly, speak. No - that's terrible of me to say. Of course I don't really wish that. I want you to be able to think and walk Cameron - just not speak. Do you think you could swallow some Drano or something? Not enough to kill you, but just enough to damage your vocal cords beyond repair.
By the way, on the whole reincarnation thing - I hate to break the news to you Cameron, but if you do die, you sure as hell ain't coming back as anything good. The bad karma from The Sweetest Thing alone ought to guarantee your next life will be spent as a slug, or a smelly pair of socks, or a polyp way up Russell Crowe's asshole. Nothing to look forward to. Although your looks would improve if you were a polyp.
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