Saturday, March 10, 2007

Katie Holmes Wants To Make A Stupid Spectacle Of Herself


Victoria Poshy Beckham has a new reality show coming out soon. Famed automaton Katie Holmes is a good friend of the Posh one. So would Katie like to participate in Poshy's attempt at winning over American audiences? According to one source, the answer is yes:

Katie thinks this is a great break for Posh, and she’d love to be her sidekick on the show. She’s hoping to let the world see her as a happy wife and mother!

Katie as Poshy's Kimmie - that's something I never really wanted to see. And that bit about Katie wanting to let the world see her as a happy wife and mother - I hate to break it to you Katie, but I saw you on Dawson's Creek, and you ain't that good an actress. Of course, with Tom drugging coaching you, maybe you could pull it off.

Now that I really think about it though - I really, really don't want this show to happen. I mean, Poshy and her fake boobs and freakishly pinched face is scary enough. Add to that Katie's vacant Stepford stare and you've got a recipe for creeping out an entire television audience. And people thought The Exorcist was spooky.

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