Jude Law may have finally moved on from Sienna Miller and found himself a new little playmate - Lindsay Lohan. Yes, it made me sick to hear it too. And oh, British people - I don't want to hear anymore claims from you that you're more cultured and have better taste than Americans. Because one of yours, Jude Law, is probably having sex with Lindsay Lohan.
I say "probably" for a couple of reasons: one, Jude Law may in fact be gay, and; two, the story comes from Perez Hilton who quotes some "sources" that could very well be pulling his fat stupid leg. Anyway, the new possible couple first came together Friday night at a club called The Box. According to Perez's source, Lindsay and Jude spent two hours together. "Lindsay is obsessed with Jude!" claims the source (exclamation point is Perez's, not mine). Well of course she is - every week Lindsay is obsessed with someone else. James Franco. Ryan Phillippe. Al Gore. Why not Jude Law?
All right, so it makes perfect sense from Lindsay's side of it - but what about Jude's? Okay, so maybe Jude just wants to get himself some tail and move on - I can see that, I guess (although, to be frank, there are plenty of hotties out there much more desirable than Lohan right now). But, beyond that, I just can't see Jude with Lohan. Not that he's too upscale for her - I think his relationship with Sienna Miller pretty much proved what a dirtbag he is - but just...well, I think Lindsay might be a little too wild for Jude. I mean, Jude ain't so young anymore. And Lindsay - we know how Lindsay likes to live her life. Now, a few of you are probably thinking, "Gee, wouldn't it be wonderful if Jude tamed Lindsay, made her settle down a little bit?" Yes, it would be - but it ain't going to happen. More likely, Lindsay would end up killing Jude. It would be like that scene in National Lampoon's Vacation where Clark hitches the dog's leash to the car then forgets and drives off. The dog kept up for awhile, its little legs running and running, but pretty soon... That would be Jude. A half-bald gayish dead dog.
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