You can take the woman away from the Scientologist, but you can't take the Scientologist out of the woman. Or, actually, yeah - you can take the Scientologist out of the woman. If the woman isn't going out with the Scientologist anymore, then he has to get out of her. And find someone else to go inside who's a little more suggestible. What the hell am I talking about? Penelope Cruz - she used to go out with Tom Cruise but then they broke up. Apparently, however, Penelope didn't quite break up with Tom's nutty "religion" Scientology. According to reports, Penelope still spends time at Scientology's Celebrity Center in L.A. when she's in town. What does this have to do with anything? I don't know. It just means Penelope Cruz is probably a Scientologist. Does this make her more or less hot? Don't know. At any rate, here's a little Scientology primer for those not conversant with the religion's loopy beliefs:
