Exotic actress Salma Hayek has gone and gotten herself knocked up. And apparently she is also engaged. No, not to Penelope Cruz, but to some guy named Francois-Henri Pinault. Yup, Salma isn't a lesbian. She was impregnated in the usual fashion by Mr. Pinault - as far as we know.
So, congratulations to Salma and Francois-Henri on their marriage/impending child. And kudos to Perez Hilton for his dedication - posting the story at 3:30 in the morning. Yup, Perez beat everyone to the announcement. Of course no one really cares that much about Salma Hayek, but that's not the point - it's a story, and Perez heard about it from his buddy at the New York Daily News before anyone else, so it was important for Perez to make sure he got the information up on his site. Gosh, I wish I had sources who would wake me up in the middle of the night to tell me shit no one cares about. I'm so jealous of Perez and his media empire. I can't even stand myself, I'm so consumed with envy. God - I just want to wring that fucker's pencil neck...
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