Joe Simpson is not a rotten parent like Lynne and Jamie Spears - according to Joe Simpson. What? Joe Simpson called Lynne and Jamie rotten parents? Not exactly. But he did sort of imply it. Here's what Joe the Pimp said about Lynne and Jamie's daughter Britney's current predicament:
I would never let that happen to my daughters. Hopefully, her family will take care of the situation.
Translation: I Joe Simpson am a great parent, while Lynne and Jamie are complete buffoons who caused their daughter to become a wacked-out druggie.
Obviously, Joe is living in his own little world. Cause in the real one, his daughters Jessica and Ashlee, though not drug-addicts (as far as we know), are clearly both a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. I mean, just look into their faces - those are not normal human beings. Ashlee is one more nose-job away from Michael Jackson-land, and Jessica, she's so brittle and neurotic she can't even get through a performance without having a nervous breakdown. I mean, how does Joe Simpson figure he's raised a couple of perfect little angels here? If I were him I'd lay off the super-dad routine.
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