Kim Kardashian seems intent on filling the skank-void left by Paris Hilton. Sorry Kim, but you're not even Paris-level. You can stick your absurd, surgically-enhanced ass out there all you want - people will never become interested in you. The only reason I'm mentioning you at all is so I can dismiss you.
Be gone, wannabe. Go fuck Brandon Davis, or Cisco Adler, or whatever man-slut will have you. I'm sure they think you're hot shit. But that's because they're infernally stupid.
