Bai Ling claimed the other night outside of Area that she got married in Vegas over the 4th of July. She was giggling at the time so she might have been joking. Or maybe she was high. What am I saying - of course she was high, she's Bai Ling. Anyway, the fellow claimed his name was Anonymous Ling. All right he was joking - his real name is Damon Elliot and he's the son of Dionne Warwick. I wonder if Dionne saw in the stars that her son would marry a Chinese hooker?
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