Eva Longoria married her basketballing honey Tony Parker in a civil service in Paris's city hall on Friday. French law apparently requires a civil ceremony - a big wedding with all the trappings is expected tomorrow at the Church of Saint Germain l'Auxerriois, with all Eva's Desperate Housewives co-stars in attendance, as well as Tony's basketball teammates. Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are also expected to attend the wedding, as are Jessica Alba and her dull boyfriend Cash Warren.
Eva took her girls to Chanel headquarters in Paris to get decked out before the ceremony. Those barrio chicks clean up nice, eh? What's with the knowing grin on the broad on the right though? She must be married to a French guy - she knows what Eva's in for.
Are people in Paris really that excited about this wedding? I know Tony Parker is a big deal there, but I've always imagined the French as being more sophisticated - you know, above all this silly celebrity worship. Eva's definitely waving like there are fans there. Of course it's possible there was no one there and she was just faking. Everything else about this bitch is fake, particularly her face, so why not that too?
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