Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Brad's Powerful Pits


Brad Pitt has discovered what every parent dreams of - a foolproof way of making the kiddies go to sleep. Just a whiff of Brad's underarm and Maddox is out like a light. Damn Brad - you should bottle that pit-reek and sell it. You wouldn't need to act anymore. Then you could stay home all the time going slowly insane from Angelina's lunatic nagging.