Charlize Theron and boyfriend Stuart Townsend were trying to enjoy themselves in a rancid stream in Belize when some nasty photographer began snapping their picture. Obviously Stuart did not approve.
What Stu, is that the finger you use to pleasure your Academy Award-winning honey with? Looks a bit stubby and ape-like to me. Maybe Charlize would rather pleasure herself with her Oscar. Gosh, must be nice to have an Oscar, eh Stuart? Aw, I'm sure you'll get one some day. Those things come up for auction now and again you know...
