Michael Jackson has run afoul of his brother Tito after missing the wedding of Tito, Jr., one of Tito's sons by the late Dolores DeeDee Martez. Yes, now it's Tito who needs the tissue.
Tito, Jr.'s bride, Trini Poncedelleon, is more forgiving of her uncle-in-law's failure to show for the nuptials. Said Trini:
It hurt him [Tito] but since the court case it's sunk in that people will try to take advantage of him.
Of course everyone's always trying to take advantage of Michael - and he never once in his life took advantage of anyone else. He never, for example, used his fame and fortune to trick the parents of small boys into letting said boys stay over at his Neverland ranch so he could get them drunk on Jesus Juice and touch their willies. That stuff was all just made up by evil people who wanted to exploit him. Whatever - these people are all delusional. And Tito should really be locked up for allowing Tito, Jr. to take that picture with Michael up there. That is perhaps the most disturbing picture ever. The only thing sicker would be a picture of Kathy Griffin having sex with Andy Dick. And that would be so sick that the entire universe would immediately explode.
(By the way - what the hell kind of name is Trini Poncedelleon? Why not Trini Vascodegama or Trini Amerigovespucci? Yeah, I paid attention in history class.)
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