Fake bluesman John Mayer likes pretending to sleep with goody-goody former pop-tarts. He just got done being in a highly-publicized faux-relationship with hootery preacher's daughter Jessica Simpson, and now the Albert King wannabe has been spotted going around with chunky, pleasant role model Mandy Moore.
I will say this about Moore - the men she goes out with at least have library cards. You know Zach Braff has read a few books (mostly dirty ones), and I'm pretty sure Mayer's gone through at least the first couple of Harry Potters. That's a far-cry from the men Mandy's fellow former pop-cutie Britney Spears perfers. If Britney were in some guy's house and he whipped out a book, she'd probably stare at it with perplexity for a second, then ask, "How come you're looking inside that couch-propper thingie?" Not Mandy - she's substantial. At least compared to Jessica Simpson, who used to nod off any time John started reading Byron to her. All right, it was Dr. Seuss. John tried introducing Jess to the wonders of Horton Hears a Who, but she would just stick her thumb in her mouth and drift into her dreams of living in Candy Land.
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